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Quotes Orcs & Goblins

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"Stick 'em wiv arrers'. Stick 'em with knives. 'an swords, and spears. Stick 'em quick and stick 'em where it 'urts. But most of all, stick 'em when they's looking in the other way."

+++ Gorduz Backstabber, Hobgoblin Chieftain +++[2]

"Knock down da walls wiv big rocks and kill all the men wiv arras."

+++ Marak Barbspite, as told to the Altdorf Times while the Orc was being cooked over an open fire. +++'[1]


"Get da Clans togevva....We’s goin to war!."

+++ Gorbad Ironclaw, Warboss +++[6]

"I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust. I'm gonna grind their bones. I'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em. I'm gonna bash 'eads, break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left. An' den I'm gonna get really mean."

+++ Grimgor Ironhide +++[3]

"Grimgor iz da best!"

+++ Grimgor Ironhide, after defeating Archaon, Everchosen of Chaos before the gates of Middenheim +++


"The only good stunty is a dead stunty, and the only thing better than a dead stunty is a dyin' stunty who tells yer where to find 'is mates."

+++ Morglum Necksnapper +++[4]

"Let 'em tell da King. Da east belongs to da Orcs. Da east belongs to Morglum. Da east is green."

+++ Morglum Necksnapper, after the Battle of Death Pass +++[5]


"Stunties hide unnerground and pansy-elves hide in the trees. Thas why I prefers yer 'umans. They builds sorta 'ollow rocks wiht 'oles for comin' and goin' fru. They builds 'em on hills where you's have to climb a bit, but at least they's in the open, where a lad can get at 'em. So you can lob a few rocks at the walls, bash frew the holes, and get in there to nick all their gear, wivvout wunderin' if the roof is gonna fall on yer nut or if you's gonna fall off a branch. I like bashin' 'uman places. Only they don't call it bashin'; they calls it a seej."

+++ Enz Splitter, noted Orc strategist (deceased) +++[1]