Frank 'n' Stein
Frank 'n' Stein is a Undead Star Player and Flesh Golem. [1a]
History
Orignally two decidedly average players, Franklyn Smyth and Steiner S. Scottward, Frank was created after they had an unlucky run-in with an ambitious Necromancer and became more than the sum of their parts. [1a]
Both were players for the Bruendar Grimjacks during their ill-fated 2489 IC tour of Sylvania. The ressulting golem soon proved to be brutal and intelligent, causing plenty of casualties helping to feed his zombie team-mates and recruit new players. [2a]
His illustrious career seemed to have been cut short after a lightning strike sent him into a berserk frenzy during the 2429 IC Chaos Cup in a match against the Blitzburg Stealers. He killed four players, a referee, and scores of unlucky bystanders and fans following which he was chased away. [2a]
In 2498 IC,[2a] following his his hugely popular Cabalvision commercials for Lightningade Electrolyte Drink, he made a return and now plays for whoever can pay him the most. [1a]
He also found time for romance, culminating in a honeymoon trip with his lady to Lustria. His bride is also a golem, created from several cheerleaders from different teams. [2a]
Vital Statistics
- Position: Blocker. [2a]
- Age: 26/29. [2a]
- Height: 6'10. [1a]
- Weight: 442 ibs. [1a]
- Touchdowns: 3. [2a]
- Fatalities: 72. [2a]
Miniatures
Quotes
Well that’s what you get when you stuff two humans into one untidy package, Bob. Ah, it reminds me of the old days… |
Sources
- 1: Frank 'n' Stein is here
- 2: Spike Issue 11
- 2a: Star Player Spotlight, pg. 10-12